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GOP Sending Your Tax Money To Jesus Schools And Homeschoolers, Hooray!
Lying Wonkette! Rick Perry didn’t even wrote the tax bill, because Rick Perry can’t wrote at all! We know we’ve been going on and on about how the stupid Republican Tax Cuts For Rick Fuckwads Bill is...
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Texas Judge Was On Mission FROM GOD!
Now to tell some Republicans I want them to run for office… In what may be either a sign of complete unfitness for office or a bid for a reality-TV gig (why not both?), a state district court judge in...
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Trump Nazi Sebastian Gorka Declares That 2016 Election Proved Existence Of God
s-m-r-t guy I am an atheist. Being an atheist is a very convenient thing to be these days, because if I believed in God I would probably be pretty annoyed and offended by all of the horrible things...
View ArticleThe ‘Moonies’ Mass-Marrying Their Guns: A Fashion DO!
Embed from Getty Images Mass weddings! The Washington Times! Thinking that the Holocaust was simply the world’s way of punishing Jewish people for having killed Jesus! Tax fraud! Brainwashing! These...
View ArticleJim Bakker Thinks Abortion Doctors More Powerful Than GOD
The Reverend Jim “Stop Being Surprised I’m Still Alive” Bakker offered a compelling reason to to ban abortion: We have to, because while God is almighty, he’s also kind of a klutz when it comes to...
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Ivanka Blows Kisses While Gaza Strip Burns
No, we didn’t freeze that while she was talking. Watch the video. It’s a kiss. While Israeli soldiers shot and killed at least 50 protesters (and injured an incredible 2,400 people) in the Gaza Strip,...
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A Children’s Treasury Of All The Non-Gun Things Conservatives Think Cause...
painting by Dave Kinsey It has occurred to us here at Wonkette that we cannot possibly begin to keep up with all of the varied and sundry straws at which the Right has grasped over the past week to...
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