Fox News Wants To Know Who Let Some Muslim Write A Jesus Book
Here is Fox News host Lauren Green doing what Fox News does best, channeling Fox News viewers’ mouth-breathing xenophobia into television programming. The lucky recipient is religious scholar Reza...
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Nice Time: Fox News Accidentally Sends That Muslim’s Jesus Book To Number One
Yesterday, we were among the nine million blogs that couldn’t believe that insanely hostile interview on Fox in which Fox’s Lauren Green kept badgering author Reza Aslan to explain his audacious act...
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Nice Time: Liz Warren And Ed Markey Being Total Hippies Again
Oh. My. God. Libruls are TEH WORST! Damn hippies always seeking to create policy that benefits ‘the poors,’ when we all know that John Calvin, Wordy Shipmates, Shining City on a Hill, America, fuck...
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Appeals Court Says Catholic-Owned Business Still Has To Pay For Slut Pill...
A federal appeals court upheld the Affordable Care Act’s requirement that insurance plans cover contraception, even when employers are personally offended by the idea that their slutty employees might...
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Hero Tennessee Parent Discovers ‘World Culture’ Elective Includes Islam,...
A blow for freedom has been struck! Students in Hendersonville, Tennessee, have been saved from the grip of sharia law, and it’s all thanks to alert parents who complained when they found out that an...
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Deleted Comments of the Day: Didn’t You Guys Notice Martin Bashir Is An Ay-Rab?
Gosh, seems like it’s been forever since we’ve done one of these! Thanks, Rebecca, for keeping up with the genius auditions while we were on “vacation” last week. And let’s see what’s squirming around...
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Costco Persecuting All The Christians Again, Labels Book About Talking Snake...
Uh-oh, you guys. It looks like Costco has made White American Jesus shed some tears from his shiny, manly blue eyes. In an obvious move to persecute Christians, Costco set up a lion pit and began...
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Bryan Fischer Has Magic Constitution That Says First Amendment Is Only For...
You may have read about the performance-art “Satanists” who have offered to build a monument on the grounds of the Oklahoma Statehouse; under the law’s clause claiming that the state doesn’t favor “any...
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Bush White House Legal Genius Sought To Exile All Gays To Detroit, Because...
Hey, remember back in the day when hipster icon George W. Bush wanted to have a Constitutional Amendment prohibiting gay marriage? Apparently, ‘trickle-down bigotry’ works way better than...
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Mayor Of Flower Mound, Texas, Saves Bible From Complete Obscurity With Bold...
Mayor Tom Hayden of Flower Mound, Texas, made an official announcement Wednesday, issuing a proclamation that 2014 would be the Year Of The Bible, so that the city will be all Bible-y. It is a pretty...
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Arizona Sees Unlikely Opposition To Anti-Gay Bill: Republicans?!?
You remember all the Bible stories about Jesus hating on the lepers and ostracizing the prostitutes and generally being mean to people not like Him? He was constantly a Divine Dick to all manners of...
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Michele Bachmann Bravely Stands Up For Oppressed Straight People Everywhere
Michele Bachmann leads a rough life. Despite being a Congresswoman, former presidential front-runner, and a national spokesperson for Crazy Eye Syndrome, she has a problem. As a straight person, she...
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This Fake TV ‘Church’ Owns All The Money In The World, For Jesus
We all know the rich are being attacked by TAXES. But for every problem there is a solution. Just put your faith in Jesus, and He will shield your money from the IRS, just like Linus told Charlie...
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Pat Robertson: Jesus Wants You To Divorce Your Wife If She Won’t Put Out
Pat Robertson has had quite the week. After sounding the alarm about the apocalyptic asteroid event that could happen next week, or ever, Robertson advised a 700 Club caller that his wife probably...
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Pastor Challenging Lindsey Graham Is A Dumb Piece Of Crap And Here’s Why
Ladies, it’s all your fault. Hopefully you realize this by now, because all the evidence is clear, and there is literally nothing that cannot be blamed on you. Like how you will divorce your husband...
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Alabama Chief Justice Has Special Constitution Where First Amendment Is Only...
You guys all remember Judge Roy Moore, the Alabama Hero who was removed from the Alabama Supreme Court after refusing to comply with a U.S. Supreme Court order to remove a two-ton Ten Commandments...
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NY Company Sued For Making Employees Follow Crappy New Age ‘Onionhead’...
Looks like Big Government is trying to impose secularism on yet another business whose owners simply ask that they be allowed to practice their faith, and also to make sure their employees do, too....
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Washington Times: Hillary Clinton Worships Baal Or Zuul Or The Mighty Favog,...
This is encouraging! For all of us who wondered how we’ll ever get along come 2017, when a new president means we’ll be starved of “Obama is a muslin” stories, Washington Times columnist Robert Knight...
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Alabama Idiot Thinks Constitution Based On Ten Commandments, Is Incorrect
Hey, there’s also some Non-Ferguson news today! For instance, in Scottsboro, Alabama, Jackson County Commissioner Tim Guffey (R-like you need to ask), wants to include the Ten Commandments in a...
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Women Are Just ‘Penis Homes,’ Says Fired Pastor. RNC Job Offer Imminent.
Another mega-church is closing several branches (they have branches? what the fuck?) because of obvious anti-Christian sentiment over a few flippant remarks Pastor Mark Driscoll made that feminazis...
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